Let's discuss accommodation in Germany and Switzerland. I envision a charming Bavarian cottage!
We need realistic expectations, especially regarding Swiss prices. It's not all picturesque cottages.
Germany has its own charm, though. What's the rental market like? I assume it's not all castles.
It's varied. Big cities have many apartments, but competition is fierce. Be prepared for "Besichtigungstermine," viewing appointments.
"Besichtigungstermine"? Is it like apartment speed dating? Do I need to bring flowers?
Essentially, yes. Dozens of people compete. You need to impress the landlord.
That sounds stressful! What about the quality? Modern or grandma's attic?
In major cities, expect modern apartments. Older buildings might need work. Expect smaller spaces than in the US.
Compact, like my suitcase. What about Switzerland? Chalets and secret bunkers?
Ridiculously expensive apartments and a struggle to find affordable options. Zurich and Geneva rents are shocking.
Will I be crying tears? New York prices or worse?
Possibly worse. Switzerland is one of the most expensive places to live, and housing is a major factor. Expect tiny apartments with huge price tags.
What affordable alternatives are there besides selling a kidney? Living in an Alpine tent?
Sharing apartments, living outside city centers, or commuting from a neighboring country like France or Germany are common.
Commuting from another country? Intense! But I could learn a new language. What's the housing quality like?
High. The Swiss value quality. Even older buildings are well-maintained, clean, efficient—and expensive.
Clean, efficient, and expensive. Like a gold-coin-only washing machine. What about long-term stays or buying?
Buying is even harder than renting for foreigners, with restrictions and hefty down payments.
Renting is hard, buying is harder. What about Airbnb for a while? Will the Swiss police arrive?
Airbnb is an option, but not a long-term solution. Regulations are tightening, and prices are still high.
So, charming but stressful in Germany, and sparkling clean but bankrupting in Switzerland?
Essentially. Germany offers more options and price points; Switzerland prioritizes quality at a premium.
For accommodation in Germany and Switzerland, it's balancing charm, budget, and tolerance for "Besichtigungstermine."
Precisely. Choose wisely.