Hello, and welcome back to 'Two Countries, One Mic!' I'm Mira, ready to discuss Ecuador and Peru.
And I'm Leo, here to provide some context. Mira's enthusiasm is infectious, but I'll offer a balanced perspective.
I attempted an Ecuadorian Quinoa Soup recipe. Let's just say my kitchen resembled a quinoa disaster zone.
A culinary crime scene, you mean? Did the quinoa stage a rebellion?
Worse. I got sidetracked by a YouTube video and completely forgot about the soup. It boiled over and stuck to everything.
I bet it was a cat parkour video.
You know me too well. After cleaning, I'm ready to talk about Ecuador and Peru. I'm better at comparing countries than cooking.
Ouch. Glad you didn't poison yourself with exotic ingredients.
The chaos is usually confined to the kitchen. Did you have a less starchy week?
Less starchy, but weird. I tried learning Peruvian slang and yelled "¡Qué palta!" at a barista.
Oops! "¡Qué palta!" means 'How embarrassing!' or 'What an avocado!' depending on context.
The barista was baffled. I think I implied their coffee was overpriced and...an avocado?
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Thanks, Leo! Let's begin.