Let's discuss the climate and seasonal conditions in Cuba and Israel. I'm already envisioning mojitos and the Dead Sea.
Cuba and Israel? You always choose locations ideal for swimwear. However, I'm not complaining; vitamin D is beneficial.
It's more than just beaches, Leo. Cuba offers diverse experiences, and Israel is far more than just a desert.
I understand. But Cuba has that Caribbean feel, right? Constant warmth, some humidity – a perpetual vacation. Israel seems drier and more varied. Am I close?
Close, but Cuba experiences significant hurricanes. You wouldn't want to be dancing the cha-cha during a category five hurricane.
True. Hurricanes are serious. So, Israel is safer in that regard? Just scorching desert heat?
Israel boasts microclimates. You can ski in the north and sunbathe in the south on the same day.
Skiing in Israel? Intriguing. I was prepared to make fun of the desert, but now I need to pack ski goggles?
Definitely pack goggles. And surprisingly, Cuba can get chilly in winter, not freezing, but enough to swap mojitos for hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate in Cuba? That seems unusual. So, when is the ideal time to visit to avoid weather issues?
For hurricane avoidance in Cuba, avoid June to November. For Israel, spring and autumn offer mild temperatures and fewer extremes.
April in Israel and December in Cuba? To avoid becoming a popsicle or being blown away by a storm?
Excellent timing. You're grasping this. However, seeing you ski in Israel would be quite humorous.
A comedian must be versatile. Thanks for the advice. I'll pack sunscreen and snow boots.