Leo, let's discuss transportation infrastructure in Benin and Togo.
I'm eager to compare their road conditions and public transport.
Imagine traveling in Benin. What's your mode of transport? High-speed rail, or something more…rustic?
"Hold on tight and pray" sums up much of it. Benin's public transport is charmingly unpredictable.
Charmingly unpredictable! So, no high-speed rail? More like "eventually-speed"? Are we talking buses with chickens on the roof?
Chickens, goats, maybe a rogue pineapple. Buses exist; sometimes they even arrive on schedule—a miracle!
A miracle! What about Togo? Similar unpredictability, or a secret teleportation system?
Togo's transportation is similar to Benin's, though roads are better in some areas, particularly around Lomé.
Lomé, fancy! Slightly less dusty chickens on the roof? Progress! Is the road quality like driving on the moon, or are there paved roads?
Parts are paved, especially main highways. Venture off the beaten path, and you'll be dodging potholes the size of small cars.
Pothole dodging! A new extreme sport! For tourists, is renting a car better than public transport?
Renting a car requires bravery and a good mechanic. Public transport or taxis are less stressful.
Taxis—negotiating the price beforehand and realizing you've been overcharged? Is that just my travel curse?
The classic tourist taxi negotiation! Haggling is part of the experience—immersive cultural exchange!
Cultural exchange! What about airports? Tiny airstrips or actual airports with planes?
Both countries have international airports. Kotoka International Airport in Accra is a regional hub.
Functional airports are a plus! Getting around within the countries is adventurous. Anything else quirky?
"Zemidjans" (motorcycle taxis) are huge in Benin. In Togo, "mototaxis" are similar.
Mototaxis! Wind in your hair and bugs in your teeth! I'll stick to the charmingly unpredictable buses.
The less-than-perfect infrastructure adds to the authentic experience. You're experiencing the countries, potholes and all!
"Come for the culture, stay for the potholes!" Thanks for navigating us through the transportation maze!
Anytime! Remember, when in doubt, blame it on the charmingly unpredictable nature of West African transport. Pack a good travel pillow!
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